I THINK MY FISHY JUST WATCH ME TUMBLRING
- Customer:*grabs my ass*
- Me:*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
- Customer:Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
- Me:and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
- Customer:Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
- Me:So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
- Customer:Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
- Customers friend:ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
- Customer:*reluctantly hands me $20*
- I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets